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100 Tears: Delivers Only Gore

June 5, 2012

Marcus Koch, fellow Floridian and special effects maestro on a number of interesting new horror films including The Theater Bizarre, Imago, Reggie Bannister’s Bloody, Bloody Bible Camp, and the Joe R Lansdale based Christmas with the Dead, handled the body-splitting make-up work and direction on 2007’s 100 Tears. On a micro-budget, Koch finds the perfect vehicle to showcase his over the top, blood-red festival of guts and gore.

Mark and Jennifer are tabloid reporters hoping that producing a story on serial killers will further their careers. Lucky for them, a killer clown picks this very day to butcher the residents and staff of a nearby half-way house. Wielding the heaviest cleaver ever made, Gurdy the Clown violently removes heads, severs limbs, splits skulls in two, and disembowels his victims. Koch’s camera catches every blood splattering, skull shattering moment; and though there is enough carnage during this five-minute rampage to fill two splatter movies, this is only the beginning of the mayhem.

There is so much gore left to enjoy, including a circular saw to the abdomen, strangulation by intestine, and more dismembered limbs. 100 Tears is an old-fashioned splatter fest. The script gets the audience from killing to killing with as little pain as possible; and while the movie moves briskly from beginning to end, the stilted dialogue still manages to curtail the momentum over and over again.

With such lines as “It’s not the lunatics I’m worried about, it’s the sane people. They’re the ones that need the ax to the head,” and “In case you haven’t noticed, I’m short. Next time you’re looking for a dwarf, stay low,” 100 Tears falters when it tries too hard to be clever. For example, when Jennifer and Mark hesitate before descending into the dark, retched basement, Mark turns to Jennifer and says, “What’s the worst that could happen?” Ah, look around you. There is blood and death everywhere. What do you think?

Everyone on 100 Tears gives it their best shot. And as a showcase for the clearly talented Marcus Koch, 100 Tears delivers his goods. There is blood and guts and gore, and then more blood and guts and gore. I can only imagine what Koch will be able to do with some funding in his pocket.

4 Comments leave one →
  1. June 6, 2012 7:22 am

    Like the review. Where is it available.

  2. drewgolburgh permalink*
    June 6, 2012 7:47 am

    Cool. Thanks for reading. You can watch 100 Tears on Netflix streaming.

  3. Miguel A. Tamayo permalink
    June 6, 2012 9:18 am

    “What’s the worst that could happen?” Ah, look around you. There is blood and death everywhere. What do you think?
    ^^ I LOL when i read that. I guess people have to be dumb in horror movies otherwise the movie would end in 5 minutes. Like the movie Jaws, its simple just don’t go in the water mofo. There end credits.

    • drewgolburgh permalink*
      June 6, 2012 9:32 am

      In this one it is kind of tongue in cheek, but yes, something has to get them down there. As for Jaws, we are born of water and must always return. The ocean calls to us.

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